Spilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progress