Procrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talk