Being politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectors