Cloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivity