Analyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edges