Compressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computer