Depixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cube