Aligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluations