Attempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talk