Forgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computer