Spilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realitySaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakes