Downloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityChanging coffee filters