Factoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksSimulating productivityShadilayingChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakes