Hacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsGenerating unnecessary informationShadilayingExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativity