Analyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratching