Fabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessShadilayingCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct details