Implementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chair