Removing crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratching