Optimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairDepixelating reality