Importing stale RAW filesRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffee