Generating unnecessary informationShadilayingBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesFinding new ideas under the sunIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffee