Implementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesRestarting modem