Cloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous message