Hacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsShadilayingExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivity