Hacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsShadilayingExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivity
Forgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctness