Importing stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staring