Downloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtime