Reanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeShadilayingGenerating unnecessary information