Cultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityAligning crooked edges