Forgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivityShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaks