Deconstructing rubix cubeAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct details