Hacking into the mainframeWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beauty