Stitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingAnalyzing previous message