Removing crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctness