Focusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtime