Seizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messagePixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineAvoiding elaborate mistakesWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfections