Calibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityIgnoring limitations