Depixelating realityDownloading RAMSimulating productivityReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edges