Factoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelinesSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsReanimating deadlinesContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW files