Implementing loose disciplineDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingCloning imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluations