Pixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluations