Censoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsShadilayingBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityImporting stale RAW filesSpilling vital coffeeAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose discipline