Cloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingBeing politically incorrectReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframe