Optimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectImporting stale RAW filesRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairShadilayingGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersContemplating takeaway orderCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forget