Simulating productivityExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessShadilayingDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of production