Enabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingRestarting modemImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethBeing politically incorrect