Hacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingRestarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaks