Finding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesEnhancing subjective beautyReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesShadilayingBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubts