Destabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectNormalizing objective absurditiesStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingEnhancing subjective beauty