Procrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityShadilayingReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modemPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfections