Forgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersDepixelating realityCensoring political correctnessReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramas