Compressing superficial workflowRestarting modemAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talk