Attempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubePixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaks