Pixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesSaving lost progressShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting theoretical creativityChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesBuffering cursing computerBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeCompressing superficial workflowCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAM