Whitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyOptimistic ceiling staringDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSimulating productivitySaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesShadilayingCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlines