Whitening teethNormalizing objective absurditiesDestabilizing office chairCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksContemplating takeaway orderFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsDownloading RAMFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrect