Saving lost progressHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffee