Enhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracyFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerShadilayingDepixelating realityDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of production