Factoring in lazinessAligning crooked edgesWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairShadilayingExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsReanimating deadlinesSaving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaks