Restarting modemStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectSaving lost progressDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationEnhancing subjective beautyExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose discipline