Hacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeRestarting modemCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsWhitening teethFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesDownloading RAM