Procrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computerRestarting modemAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakes