Hacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivitySeizing the memes of productionShadilayingRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeFocusing on indistinct detailsWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talk