Importing stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingReevaluating evaluationsOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsShadilayingExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderCompressing superficial workflowAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivitySaving lost progress