Depixelating realityDeconstructing rubix cubeWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessShadilayingImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationBeing politically incorrectExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframe