Focusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityExposing imperfectionsShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessRemoving crippling doubtsChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasWhitening teethRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressExcessive head scratching