Compounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeSeizing the memes of production