Contemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingStitching vertical panoramasExposing imperfections