Calibrating problem solvingSeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautySpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfections