Enabling voluntary overtimeDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesContemplating takeaway orderChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowDepixelating realityProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlines