Importing stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineDecrypting vague guidelines