Compressing superficial workflowWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMCloning imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramas