Whitening teethImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtime