Enabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of production