Importing stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivitySaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggs