Finding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramas