Whitening teethSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsShadilayingSimulating productivity