Normalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkRestarting modemDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againDownloading RAM