Importing stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageFabricating Russian conspiracyDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsSimulating productivitySaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunForgetting to remember to forgetRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairGenerating unnecessary informationCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggs
Excessive head scratchingSimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressRestarting modemEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeShadilayingChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityWhitening teethImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityExposing imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting to turning off and on again