Deconstructing rubix cubeSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessEnabling voluntary overtimeForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingShadilayingDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesRemoving crippling doubts