Pixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingDepixelating realityEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againShadilayingRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cube