Forgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againOptimistic ceiling staringReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkSaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluations