Seizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageAligning crooked edgesIgnoring limitationsDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethCultivating trivial small talkForgetting to remember to forget