Censoring political correctnessDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunDeconstructing rubix cubeChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting to turning off and on againAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talk