Ignoring limitationsOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesNormalizing objective absurditiesCloning imperfectionsShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativitySaving lost progressSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyFinding new ideas under the sunReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on again