Avoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeFabricating Russian conspiracyFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staring