Importing stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunFabricating Russian conspiracyDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingRemoving crippling doubtsNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfections