Compounding omelette without breaking eggsDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemDepixelating realityShadilayingImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsAligning crooked edges