Simulating productivityExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessFinding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksSpilling vital coffeeBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingIgnoring limitationsShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlines