Focusing on indistinct detailsContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesShadilayingReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyWhitening teethNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating reality