Deconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasReevaluating evaluationsForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativityFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersShadilayingIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemSaving lost progressAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtime