Decrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsCensoring political correctnessDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsWhitening teethChanging coffee filtersReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkReanimating deadlinesSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressDownloading RAMForgetting to remember to forgetContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesRestarting modem