Forgetting to remember to forgetCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsCultivating trivial small talkOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingFocusing on indistinct detailsHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethDownloading RAMShadilayingAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionAttempting to turning off and on againProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramas