Implementing loose disciplineExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityStitching vertical panoramasAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringDeconstructing rubix cubeAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of production