Whitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesExposing imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computerShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMCultivating trivial small talkFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesSaving lost progressForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting to turning off and on again