Aligning crooked edgesCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffee