Generating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againFinding new ideas under the sunEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyForgetting to remember to forgetSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingBeing politically incorrectFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineCompressing superficial workflowSaving lost progressFactoring in lazinessReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaks