Enhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsDepixelating realityNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExposing imperfectionsSimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationHacking into the mainframeCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeReanimating deadlinesBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitations