Excessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityHacking into the mainframeBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMDepixelating realitySaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forget