Attempting theoretical creativityWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingHacking into the mainframeShadilayingStitching vertical panoramasDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesDeconstructing rubix cubeIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineCloning imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemEnhancing subjective beauty