Spilling vital coffeeSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowEnhancing subjective beautyAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsShadilayingPixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingDecrypting vague guidelinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionBuffering cursing computer