Factoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againImporting stale RAW filesFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsDepixelating reality