ShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessSaving lost progressDepixelating realityGenerating unnecessary informationExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesCalibrating problem solving