Ignoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyImporting stale RAW filesCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeCloning imperfectionsProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againNormalizing objective absurditiesGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativityRestarting modem