Generating unnecessary informationDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeSaving lost progressFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staring