Seizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageContemplating takeaway orderGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsFabricating Russian conspiracyHacking into the mainframeExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeFactoring in lazinessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyShadilayingCensoring political correctnessReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetRestarting modemAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sun