Buffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracySaving lost progressShadilayingDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingBeing politically incorrectDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersIgnoring limitationsNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsSimulating productivityDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesCultivating trivial small talkWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeFinding new ideas under the sunRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubts