Compressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairForgetting to remember to forgetDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMAligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityExcessive head scratchingEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsEnhancing subjective beautyBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyAnalyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW files