Forgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionAligning crooked edgesReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkExcessive head scratchingFabricating Russian conspiracyEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksIgnoring limitationsReanimating deadlinesNormalizing objective absurditiesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting theoretical creativityGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivity