Removing crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunDestabilizing office chairIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsStitching vertical panoramasSimulating productivityCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsContemplating takeaway orderImplementing loose disciplineWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityDeconstructing rubix cubeShadilayingEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realityImporting stale RAW filesExposing imperfections