Depixelating realityShadilayingDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemSpilling vital coffeeRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringSeizing the memes of productionCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerReevaluating evaluationsImporting stale RAW filesAttempting theoretical creativityContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesCultivating trivial small talkExposing imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressCensoring political correctness