Implementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeBuffering cursing computerAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunCalibrating problem solvingSaving lost progressShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeBeing politically incorrectOptimistic ceiling staringRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAM