Normalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethAvoiding elaborate mistakesSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesReevaluating evaluationsEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerDestabilizing office chairOptimistic ceiling staringProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectors