Enabling voluntary overtimeSimulating productivityPixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesChanging coffee filtersAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethFabricating Russian conspiracyDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessOptimistic ceiling staringAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsAnalyzing previous messageCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairShadilayingReanimating deadlinesBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solving