Destabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersFabricating Russian conspiracySpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingEnabling voluntary overtimeExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfections