Optimistic ceiling staringFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityEnabling voluntary overtimeProcrastinating coffee breaksCensoring political correctnessAttempting to turning off and on againDestabilizing office chairImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsExposing imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingAttempting theoretical creativity