Finding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingRemoving crippling doubtsAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyCalibrating problem solvingCultivating trivial small talkBuffering cursing computerCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesWhitening teethCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingCompressing superficial workflow