Optimistic ceiling staringWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressReevaluating evaluationsDeconstructing rubix cubeSeizing the memes of productionEnabling voluntary overtimeCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksDecrypting vague guidelinesDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRemoving crippling doubtsImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderExposing imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessIgnoring limitationsAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratching