Buffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessShadilayingImplementing loose disciplineReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingSaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeAttempting to turning off and on againAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyGenerating unnecessary informationWhitening teethAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsDepixelating realityCalibrating problem solvingDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesReevaluating evaluationsIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringFinding new ideas under the sun