Exposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realitySimulating productivityRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunImplementing loose disciplineBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessGenerating unnecessary informationImporting stale RAW filesOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressNormalizing objective absurditiesSeizing the memes of productionForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilaying