Reanimating deadlinesAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesFactoring in lazinessRestarting modemContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsCalibrating problem solvingAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsBeing politically incorrectAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesCloning imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSeizing the memes of productionExcessive head scratching