Saving lost progressDeconstructing rubix cubeOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityShadilayingReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityAligning crooked edgesAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsChanging coffee filtersImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againImplementing loose disciplinePixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesBeing politically incorrectExposing imperfectionsFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunReevaluating evaluationsCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsEnabling voluntary overtimeBuffering cursing computerHacking into the mainframeCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsContemplating takeaway orderDestabilizing office chairNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beauty