Exposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethCompressing superficial workflowDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracy