Enabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemSaving lost progressImporting stale RAW filesAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realitySimulating productivityGenerating unnecessary informationExposing imperfectionsFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairDownloading RAMBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersCloning imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessPixelating lossless vectorsExcessive head scratchingShadilayingFabricating Russian conspiracyStitching vertical panoramasEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cube