Attempting to turning off and on againChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeRestarting modemAnalyzing previous messageImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingProcrastinating coffee breaksWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressDepixelating realityCompounding omelette without breaking eggsShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasReanimating deadlinesAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetDeconstructing rubix cubeBuffering cursing computerFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakes