Compressing superficial workflowShadilayingOptimistic ceiling staringCensoring political correctnessFactoring in lazinessDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativityCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesGenerating unnecessary informationDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemExcessive head scratchingBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesWhitening teethSaving lost progressSeizing the memes of productionPixelating lossless vectorsIgnoring limitationsAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityDestabilizing office chairAttempting to turning off and on againFabricating Russian conspiracyBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesForgetting to remember to forgetHacking into the mainframe