Cultivating trivial small talkImplementing loose disciplineFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemFactoring in lazinessFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersStitching vertical panoramasPixelating lossless vectorsExposing imperfectionsShadilayingDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerOptimistic ceiling staringExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativitySpilling vital coffeeNormalizing objective absurditiesProcrastinating coffee breaksRemoving crippling doubtsCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitations