Decrypting vague guidelinesHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsAligning crooked edgesCensoring political correctnessNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessCalibrating problem solvingEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineAnalyzing previous messageExposing imperfectionsGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityWhitening teethSeizing the memes of productionAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againEnhancing subjective beautyAvoiding elaborate mistakesFinding new ideas under the sunRemoving crippling doubtsReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMChanging coffee filtersShadilayingProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemSaving lost progressCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairFocusing on indistinct details