Normalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativitySeizing the memes of productionSaving lost progressDepixelating realityCloning imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReevaluating evaluationsAnalyzing previous messageCensoring political correctnessBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetEnhancing subjective beautyOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksCultivating trivial small talkAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersFactoring in lazinessCompressing superficial workflowEnabling voluntary overtimeShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectFabricating Russian conspiracyAligning crooked edgesExposing imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairSpilling vital coffeeImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationRestarting modemFinding new ideas under the sunWhitening teethDownloading RAMIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframePixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivity