Aligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersSaving lost progressRestarting modemShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting theoretical creativityCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsDownloading RAMPixelating lossless vectorsAnalyzing previous messageCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectEnhancing subjective beautyDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationEnabling voluntary overtimeCultivating trivial small talkDepixelating realitySpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineDestabilizing office chairRemoving crippling doubtsFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staring