Compounding omelette without breaking eggsWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeDepixelating realityDownloading RAMSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessAttempting to turning off and on againContemplating takeaway orderRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineProcrastinating coffee breaksImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesAnalyzing previous messageFocusing on indistinct detailsReevaluating evaluationsDestabilizing office chairBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityCensoring political correctnessOptimistic ceiling staringExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeAvoiding elaborate mistakesReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectGenerating unnecessary informationNormalizing objective absurditiesAttempting theoretical creativityIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramas