Seizing the memes of productionDeconstructing rubix cubeGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowReanimating deadlinesPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesReevaluating evaluationsShadilayingSaving lost progressIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetAligning crooked edgesOptimistic ceiling staringRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesDestabilizing office chairExposing imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasRestarting modemFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunAvoiding elaborate mistakesEnabling voluntary overtimeDownloading RAMCalibrating problem solvingCloning imperfectionsEnhancing subjective beautyCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsChanging coffee filtersHacking into the mainframeAttempting to turning off and on againBuffering cursing computerSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelines