Depixelating realityAligning crooked edgesImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesFocusing on indistinct detailsAvoiding elaborate mistakesExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsPixelating lossless vectorsHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersOptimistic ceiling staringImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesDeconstructing rubix cubeRemoving crippling doubtsExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingFabricating Russian conspiracySeizing the memes of productionWhitening teethEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting theoretical creativitySimulating productivitySaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairFinding new ideas under the sunCompressing superficial workflowIgnoring limitationsProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationSpilling vital coffeeDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrect