Saving lost progressCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringForgetting to remember to forgetSimulating productivityBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersAttempting theoretical creativityFabricating Russian conspiracyAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realityReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsProcrastinating coffee breaksEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkDeconstructing rubix cubeReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessCensoring political correctnessCompressing superficial workflowSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineFocusing on indistinct detailsFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teeth