Importing stale RAW filesCompressing superficial workflowForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkCloning imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityWhitening teethFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessIgnoring limitationsDestabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesChanging coffee filtersGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionHacking into the mainframeDownloading RAMFocusing on indistinct detailsDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingExcessive head scratchingRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectAnalyzing previous messageAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerSaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeSimulating productivityFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose discipline