Importing stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineGenerating unnecessary informationCensoring political correctnessFabricating Russian conspiracyEnabling voluntary overtimeAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowEnhancing subjective beautyWhitening teethStitching vertical panoramasFinding new ideas under the sunCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingShadilayingSpilling vital coffeeFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkProcrastinating coffee breaksCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realityPixelating lossless vectorsRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderDeconstructing rubix cubeExcessive head scratchingExposing imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionSimulating productivityHacking into the mainframeReevaluating evaluationsAligning crooked edgesSaving lost progressDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsRestarting modem