Avoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracyDestabilizing office chairDepixelating realityDecrypting vague guidelinesAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingChanging coffee filtersWhitening teethReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineAttempting to turning off and on againDeconstructing rubix cubeFocusing on indistinct detailsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsEnhancing subjective beautySaving lost progressPixelating lossless vectorsContemplating takeaway orderFinding new ideas under the sunExposing imperfectionsEnabling voluntary overtimeCalibrating problem solvingNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeeGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionCompressing superficial workflowShadilayingCloning imperfectionsStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talk