Optimistic ceiling staringShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsCalibrating problem solvingAvoiding elaborate mistakesAttempting theoretical creativityAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsSpilling vital coffeeReevaluating evaluationsStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautySimulating productivityCloning imperfectionsImporting stale RAW filesDepixelating realityFabricating Russian conspiracyContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerNormalizing objective absurditiesDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsCensoring political correctnessForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageFactoring in lazinessSeizing the memes of productionImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCompressing superficial workflowWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairPixelating lossless vectorsGenerating unnecessary information