Optimistic ceiling staringCalibrating problem solvingCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkEnhancing subjective beautyAnalyzing previous messageDepixelating realityBuffering cursing computerStitching vertical panoramasShadilayingFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectReevaluating evaluationsRestarting modemProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesAligning crooked edgesForgetting to remember to forgetRemoving crippling doubtsSimulating productivityWhitening teethAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessContemplating takeaway orderReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationCompressing superficial workflowCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againExposing imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsHacking into the mainframeEnabling voluntary overtimeFinding new ideas under the sunSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chair