Restarting modemExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeShadilayingCalibrating problem solvingExcessive head scratchingCultivating trivial small talkEnabling voluntary overtimeEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realitySimulating productivityDecrypting vague guidelinesCensoring political correctnessFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersBuffering cursing computerPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImporting stale RAW filesAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesOptimistic ceiling staringSaving lost progressCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsAligning crooked edgesRemoving crippling doubtsBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyCloning imperfectionsReanimating deadlinesDownloading RAMContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionDestabilizing office chairReevaluating evaluationsGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramas