Spilling vital coffeeShadilayingImporting stale RAW filesFabricating Russian conspiracyAttempting to turning off and on againReanimating deadlinesAvoiding elaborate mistakesHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsBeing politically incorrectAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautyIgnoring limitationsCompressing superficial workflowDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderBuffering cursing computerSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCalibrating problem solvingSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeFocusing on indistinct detailsChanging coffee filtersDownloading RAMWhitening teethExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemExposing imperfectionsSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationPixelating lossless vectorsForgetting to remember to forgetCensoring political correctnessImplementing loose disciplineNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubts