Optimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessReanimating deadlinesHacking into the mainframeAvoiding elaborate mistakesFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairDecrypting vague guidelinesShadilayingRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsEnhancing subjective beautyCensoring political correctnessImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationIgnoring limitationsAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderSeizing the memes of productionCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowCultivating trivial small talkFinding new ideas under the sunStitching vertical panoramasAnalyzing previous messageRemoving crippling doubtsDeconstructing rubix cubeNormalizing objective absurditiesExcessive head scratchingBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethSimulating productivityCalibrating problem solvingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetDepixelating realityAttempting to turning off and on againReevaluating evaluationsSaving lost progress