Avoiding elaborate mistakesContemplating takeaway orderAnalyzing previous messageShadilayingDeconstructing rubix cubeStitching vertical panoramasSpilling vital coffeeExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessEnhancing subjective beautyRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersExposing imperfectionsCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againCloning imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationSimulating productivityWhitening teethProcrastinating coffee breaksSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressNormalizing objective absurditiesOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineFabricating Russian conspiracyBuffering cursing computerCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunPixelating lossless vectorsDecrypting vague guidelinesImporting stale RAW filesForgetting to remember to forgetCompressing superficial workflowCalibrating problem solvingIgnoring limitations