Compounding omelette without breaking eggsDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againExcessive head scratchingNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesCensoring political correctnessCloning imperfectionsCompressing superficial workflowContemplating takeaway orderFactoring in lazinessBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerChanging coffee filtersDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineRestarting modemWhitening teethShadilayingDestabilizing office chairAnalyzing previous messageDownloading RAMStitching vertical panoramasOptimistic ceiling staringEnhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeAligning crooked edgesDepixelating realitySimulating productivityFabricating Russian conspiracyRemoving crippling doubtsCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionExposing imperfectionsForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesIgnoring limitationsPixelating lossless vectorsAttempting theoretical creativity