Calibrating problem solvingFactoring in lazinessCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsGenerating unnecessary informationImplementing loose disciplineEnhancing subjective beautyDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeContemplating takeaway orderCultivating trivial small talkIgnoring limitationsWhitening teethRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsHacking into the mainframeFabricating Russian conspiracyCensoring political correctnessAnalyzing previous messageChanging coffee filtersShadilayingAttempting theoretical creativityDownloading RAMAvoiding elaborate mistakesSpilling vital coffeeCompressing superficial workflowBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingReanimating deadlinesEnabling voluntary overtimeNormalizing objective absurditiesFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesRemoving crippling doubtsDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityBeing politically incorrectFinding new ideas under the sunSaving lost progressOptimistic ceiling staringPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityStitching vertical panoramasProcrastinating coffee breaksAligning crooked edges