Finding new ideas under the sunContemplating takeaway orderSimulating productivitySpilling vital coffeeFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesImporting stale RAW filesAttempting to turning off and on againPixelating lossless vectorsImplementing loose disciplineShadilayingWhitening teethOptimistic ceiling staringCloning imperfectionsBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsSeizing the memes of productionCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMEnhancing subjective beautyDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetCultivating trivial small talkChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksStitching vertical panoramasNormalizing objective absurditiesRemoving crippling doubtsHacking into the mainframeCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationFocusing on indistinct detailsCompressing superficial workflowAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityAligning crooked edgesDeconstructing rubix cubeEnabling voluntary overtimeCensoring political correctnessExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluationsDecrypting vague guidelines