Generating unnecessary informationChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeCompressing superficial workflowImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesBeing politically incorrectPixelating lossless vectorsDeconstructing rubix cubeReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityOptimistic ceiling staringContemplating takeaway orderDownloading RAMCensoring political correctnessSaving lost progressShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionStitching vertical panoramasCalibrating problem solvingHacking into the mainframeSpilling vital coffeeReanimating deadlinesFabricating Russian conspiracyExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairCloning imperfectionsFactoring in lazinessBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethDecrypting vague guidelinesAligning crooked edgesRestarting modemCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunExcessive head scratchingEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsIgnoring limitationsDepixelating realityAttempting theoretical creativity