Deconstructing rubix cubePixelating lossless vectorsRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting theoretical creativityOptimistic ceiling staringSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeProcrastinating coffee breaksFactoring in lazinessImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionEnhancing subjective beautyNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsCalibrating problem solvingForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDepixelating realityCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsShadilayingChanging coffee filtersEnabling voluntary overtimeStitching vertical panoramasExcessive head scratchingGenerating unnecessary informationBuffering cursing computerAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessDestabilizing office chairWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectIgnoring limitationsAttempting to turning off and on againAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAM