Analyzing previous messageImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesPixelating lossless vectorsWhitening teethGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsIgnoring limitationsFactoring in lazinessEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderDepixelating realityChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksHacking into the mainframeRemoving crippling doubtsSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesExposing imperfectionsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCompounding omelette without breaking eggsDownloading RAMBeing politically incorrectForgetting to remember to forgetSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringFocusing on indistinct detailsFabricating Russian conspiracyShadilayingCultivating trivial small talkDecrypting vague guidelinesFinding new ideas under the sunBuffering cursing computerExcessive head scratchingReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemStitching vertical panoramasImplementing loose disciplineSimulating productivityAttempting to turning off and on again