Avoiding elaborate mistakesCultivating trivial small talkAttempting to turning off and on againCompounding omelette without breaking eggsExcessive head scratchingPixelating lossless vectorsEnhancing subjective beautyContemplating takeaway orderShadilayingBuffering cursing computerAligning crooked edgesChanging coffee filtersRemoving crippling doubtsSaving lost progressCloning imperfectionsSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethEnabling voluntary overtimeDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageRestarting modemGenerating unnecessary informationFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsImporting stale RAW filesDecrypting vague guidelinesSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsAttempting theoretical creativityFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesExposing imperfectionsFinding new ideas under the sunSpilling vital coffeeHacking into the mainframeForgetting to remember to forgetReevaluating evaluationsReanimating deadlinesCalibrating problem solvingProcrastinating coffee breaksCompressing superficial workflowOptimistic ceiling staringImplementing loose disciplineDownloading RAMDestabilizing office chairDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessStitching vertical panoramas