Calibrating problem solvingAnalyzing previous messageSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsReanimating deadlinesSeizing the memes of productionFabricating Russian conspiracyCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeCloning imperfectionsBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesAvoiding elaborate mistakesDepixelating realityExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderAligning crooked edgesNormalizing objective absurditiesEnhancing subjective beautyForgetting to remember to forgetExposing imperfectionsDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsCensoring political correctnessCultivating trivial small talkSpilling vital coffeeImplementing loose disciplineOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectDestabilizing office chairHacking into the mainframeChanging coffee filtersFinding new ideas under the sunAttempting to turning off and on againRemoving crippling doubtsStitching vertical panoramasIgnoring limitationsSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsPixelating lossless vectorsEnabling voluntary overtimeAttempting theoretical creativityDecrypting vague guidelinesFactoring in lazinessWhitening teethShadilaying