Enhancing subjective beautyFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsSaving lost progressContemplating takeaway orderDecrypting vague guidelinesReevaluating evaluationsSpilling vital coffeeExposing imperfectionsWhitening teethDestabilizing office chairCultivating trivial small talkHacking into the mainframeStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectSeizing the memes of productionImporting stale RAW filesOptimistic ceiling staringAnalyzing previous messageIgnoring limitationsForgetting to remember to forgetCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCloning imperfectionsDownloading RAMAttempting to turning off and on againFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsCompressing superficial workflowExcessive head scratchingDepixelating realityAvoiding elaborate mistakesDeconstructing rubix cubePixelating lossless vectorsNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyImplementing loose disciplineAligning crooked edgesBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessRestarting modemChanging coffee filtersCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityProcrastinating coffee breaksGenerating unnecessary informationShadilaying