Censoring political correctnessSpilling vital coffeeContemplating takeaway orderHacking into the mainframeRestarting modemImplementing loose disciplineReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingOptimistic ceiling staringSimulating productivityFocusing on indistinct detailsDownloading RAMWhitening teethExposing imperfectionsCloning imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingDeconstructing rubix cubeBeing politically incorrectDepixelating realityAnalyzing previous messageFinding new ideas under the sunProcrastinating coffee breaksNormalizing objective absurditiesFabricating Russian conspiracyChanging coffee filtersDecrypting vague guidelinesDestabilizing office chairAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimePixelating lossless vectorsCultivating trivial small talkSeizing the memes of productionReanimating deadlinesEnhancing subjective beautyCompounding omelette without breaking eggsIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesBuffering cursing computerShadilayingSaving lost progressAvoiding elaborate mistakesStitching vertical panoramasCompressing superficial workflowAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary information