Deconstructing rubix cubeDownloading RAMFabricating Russian conspiracyImporting stale RAW filesChanging coffee filtersSeizing the memes of productionCultivating trivial small talkNormalizing objective absurditiesSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesDepixelating realityIgnoring limitationsImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderBeing politically incorrectStitching vertical panoramasBuffering cursing computerWhitening teethRemoving crippling doubtsEnabling voluntary overtimeCompounding omelette without breaking eggsHacking into the mainframeGenerating unnecessary informationSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsRestarting modemForgetting to remember to forgetAvoiding elaborate mistakesPixelating lossless vectorsCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againCensoring political correctnessFocusing on indistinct detailsAnalyzing previous messageExcessive head scratchingDestabilizing office chairFactoring in lazinessProcrastinating coffee breaksReevaluating evaluationsAttempting theoretical creativityFinding new ideas under the sunAligning crooked edgesSpilling vital coffeeOptimistic ceiling staringShadilayingCompressing superficial workflow