Compressing superficial workflowGenerating unnecessary informationReevaluating evaluationsBuffering cursing computerCensoring political correctnessPixelating lossless vectorsFinding new ideas under the sunChanging coffee filtersAnalyzing previous messageSpilling vital coffeeDownloading RAMWhitening teethSaving lost progressExposing imperfectionsCalibrating problem solvingFocusing on indistinct detailsCloning imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating realityStitching vertical panoramasHacking into the mainframeImporting stale RAW filesSimulating productivityEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesFactoring in lazinessAttempting theoretical creativityExcessive head scratchingSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemNormalizing objective absurditiesContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsBeing politically incorrectProcrastinating coffee breaksDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyCultivating trivial small talkRemoving crippling doubtsOptimistic ceiling staringEnabling voluntary overtimeImplementing loose disciplineCompounding omelette without breaking eggsAligning crooked edgesShadilaying