Enhancing subjective beautyEnabling voluntary overtimeRemoving crippling doubtsBuffering cursing computerImporting stale RAW filesReanimating deadlinesExcessive head scratchingAvoiding elaborate mistakesDestabilizing office chairBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowNormalizing objective absurditiesAligning crooked edgesFinding new ideas under the sunDownloading RAMAnalyzing previous messageHacking into the mainframeOptimistic ceiling staringChanging coffee filtersProcrastinating coffee breaksAttempting to turning off and on againGenerating unnecessary informationSeizing the memes of productionFactoring in lazinessFocusing on indistinct detailsDecrypting vague guidelinesCloning imperfectionsPixelating lossless vectorsFabricating Russian conspiracyRestarting modemCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressSimulating productivityDepixelating realityCultivating trivial small talkCensoring political correctnessDeconstructing rubix cubeSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetShadilayingContemplating takeaway orderIgnoring limitationsStitching vertical panoramasWhitening teethCalibrating problem solvingExposing imperfectionsReevaluating evaluations