Downloading RAMSimulating productivityAvoiding elaborate mistakesCensoring political correctnessShadilayingIgnoring limitationsSaving lost progressSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesWhitening teethAligning crooked edgesImporting stale RAW filesStitching vertical panoramasBeing politically incorrectChanging coffee filtersCompounding omelette without breaking eggsImplementing loose disciplineAttempting theoretical creativityEnabling voluntary overtimeSeizing the memes of productionRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsDecrypting vague guidelinesCalibrating problem solvingGenerating unnecessary informationAnalyzing previous messageDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowFabricating Russian conspiracyProcrastinating coffee breaksForgetting to remember to forgetReanimating deadlinesRemoving crippling doubtsFocusing on indistinct detailsOptimistic ceiling staringFactoring in lazinessCultivating trivial small talkReevaluating evaluationsExcessive head scratchingContemplating takeaway orderPixelating lossless vectorsBuffering cursing computerFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyDeconstructing rubix cubeAttempting to turning off and on againDepixelating reality