Enhancing subjective beautyProcrastinating coffee breaksDepixelating realityFinding new ideas under the sunAnalyzing previous messageAvoiding elaborate mistakesBuffering cursing computerDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesReevaluating evaluationsEnabling voluntary overtimeFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingAttempting theoretical creativityForgetting to remember to forgetAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesReanimating deadlinesDeconstructing rubix cubeImplementing loose disciplineSaving lost progressGenerating unnecessary informationOptimistic ceiling staringHacking into the mainframeExposing imperfectionsNormalizing objective absurditiesCalibrating problem solvingWhitening teethCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersPixelating lossless vectorsSimulating productivityBeing politically incorrectDecrypting vague guidelinesRestarting modemRemoving crippling doubtsContemplating takeaway orderSpilling vital coffeeCloning imperfectionsDestabilizing office chairCompressing superficial workflowFocusing on indistinct detailsSeizing the memes of productionShadilayingIgnoring limitationsFactoring in laziness