Calibrating problem solvingFinding new ideas under the sunFabricating Russian conspiracyReanimating deadlinesRestarting modemFocusing on indistinct detailsExposing imperfectionsRemoving crippling doubtsFactoring in lazinessNormalizing objective absurditiesImporting stale RAW filesHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityIgnoring limitationsContemplating takeaway orderEnhancing subjective beautyPixelating lossless vectorsDestabilizing office chairImplementing loose disciplineBuffering cursing computerAnalyzing previous messageCultivating trivial small talkCompounding omelette without breaking eggsOptimistic ceiling staringCompressing superficial workflowAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesDownloading RAMReevaluating evaluationsChanging coffee filtersBeing politically incorrectWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realitySeizing the memes of productionSpilling vital coffeeForgetting to remember to forgetSaving lost progressAttempting theoretical creativityAvoiding elaborate mistakesProcrastinating coffee breaksShadilayingCensoring political correctnessEnabling voluntary overtimeGenerating unnecessary informationStitching vertical panoramasDeconstructing rubix cubeDecrypting vague guidelinesExcessive head scratching