Destabilizing office chairProcrastinating coffee breaksExcessive head scratchingWhitening teethCloning imperfectionsCensoring political correctnessCompounding omelette without breaking eggsSaving lost progressAnalyzing previous messageForgetting to remember to forgetPixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesShadilayingRestarting modemCompressing superficial workflowDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingSpilling vital coffeeBuffering cursing computerFabricating Russian conspiracyIgnoring limitationsRemoving crippling doubtsEnhancing subjective beautyBeing politically incorrectImplementing loose disciplineCultivating trivial small talkStitching vertical panoramasChanging coffee filtersAttempting to turning off and on againEnabling voluntary overtimeExposing imperfectionsAligning crooked edgesFactoring in lazinessDownloading RAMOptimistic ceiling staringDepixelating realityHacking into the mainframeSimulating productivityFinding new ideas under the sunFocusing on indistinct detailsImporting stale RAW filesSeizing the memes of productionDecrypting vague guidelinesContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsNormalizing objective absurditiesReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationAttempting theoretical creativity