Forgetting to remember to forgetDownloading RAMDeconstructing rubix cubeCalibrating problem solvingReanimating deadlinesGenerating unnecessary informationCompounding omelette without breaking eggsRestarting modemSeizing the memes of productionBeing politically incorrectBuffering cursing computerRemoving crippling doubtsImporting stale RAW filesNormalizing objective absurditiesSpilling vital coffeePixelating lossless vectorsAvoiding elaborate mistakesCloning imperfectionsDepixelating realitySaving lost progressChanging coffee filtersCultivating trivial small talkDestabilizing office chairExcessive head scratchingSimulating productivityAnalyzing previous messageProcrastinating coffee breaksOptimistic ceiling staringIgnoring limitationsEnabling voluntary overtimeReevaluating evaluationsExposing imperfectionsContemplating takeaway orderAttempting theoretical creativityCompressing superficial workflowFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyFocusing on indistinct detailsCensoring political correctnessHacking into the mainframeShadilayingWhitening teethFactoring in lazinessDecrypting vague guidelinesImplementing loose disciplineStitching vertical panoramasAttempting to turning off and on againAligning crooked edgesFabricating Russian conspiracy