Exposing imperfectionsDeconstructing rubix cubeCensoring political correctnessAvoiding elaborate mistakesForgetting to remember to forgetImplementing loose disciplineContemplating takeaway orderReevaluating evaluationsDownloading RAMImporting stale RAW filesGenerating unnecessary informationDecrypting vague guidelinesWhitening teethBuffering cursing computerProcrastinating coffee breaksRestarting modemHacking into the mainframeAttempting theoretical creativityDestabilizing office chairFabricating Russian conspiracyExcessive head scratchingCompounding omelette without breaking eggsFinding new ideas under the sunEnhancing subjective beautyAligning crooked edgesStitching vertical panoramasRemoving crippling doubtsAttempting to turning off and on againCalibrating problem solvingCompressing superficial workflowSpilling vital coffeeIgnoring limitationsCloning imperfectionsOptimistic ceiling staringBeing politically incorrectShadilayingAnalyzing previous messageSeizing the memes of productionDepixelating realityFocusing on indistinct detailsCultivating trivial small talkPixelating lossless vectorsReanimating deadlinesSimulating productivityNormalizing objective absurditiesSaving lost progressEnabling voluntary overtimeChanging coffee filtersFactoring in laziness